READYShoes
Kelly has received footwear. Civilization will never fully recover.
DEDSTOK DIGITAL ARCHAEOLOGY DEPT. // CLASS 404
THE INTERNET?
I SURE HOPE IT DOES.
A badly supervised museum of broken history. Recovered wonders. Lost files. Weird stuff.⚠ SOME ARTIFACTS REQUIRE SANCTION AND POOR JUDGMENT.READY
READYUnforgivable #1
An extremely hostile trip to Dairy Queen preserved for future anthropologists.
READYChocolate Rain
Tay Zonday steps away from the mic to breathe in. The internet changes forever.
READYRoad Work Ahead?
Road work ahead? Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does.
READYLook at All Those Chickens
Several ducks are confidently identified as chickens. Nobody intervenes.
READYHurricane Katrina / Hurricane Tortilla
Meteorology is abandoned in favor of carbohydrates.
functionalTrollface
A grin engineered to make every forum thread measurably worse.
functionalBad Luck Brian
A rejected yearbook photo promoted to permanent patron saint of catastrophe.
functionalDisaster Girl
A controlled burn, an excellent smirk, and decades of false accusations.
RUFFLERobokill: Titan Prime
Upgrade guns. Clear rooms. Become machine.
ARCHIVEThe Oregon Trail
You will probably die of dysentery. You will absolutely click anyway.
ARCHIVESnood
One of the purest “just one more round” computer addictions ever made.
READYDancing Baby
A rendered infant danced directly through the uncanny valley.
READYPeanut Butter Jelly Time
A banana, a baseball bat, and the death of workplace productivity.
READYNyan Cat
A Pop-Tart cat crossed the rainbow bridge and refused to stop looping.
EXTERNALBonziBuddy
A purple gorilla offered assistance. Your computer paid the price.
EXTERNALLimeWire
You requested one song. The family Dell received seventeen diseases.
EXTERNALWinamp
It really whipped the llama’s ass. No further scholarship required.
YOU ARE VISITOR000643SIGNING IS CURRENTLY A TERRIBLE IDEA