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VINE
READY
Road Work Ahead?
road_work_ahead.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Road work ahead? Uh, yeah. I sure hope it does.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Look at All Those Chickens
all_those_chickens.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Several ducks are confidently identified as chickens. Nobody intervenes.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Hurricane Katrina / Hurricane Tortilla
hurricane_tortilla.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Meteorology is abandoned in favor of carbohydrates.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
It Is Wednesday My Dudes
wednesday_my_dudes.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Weekly amphibian-based screaming ritual.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Adam!
adam.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
One name. Maximum disappointment.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
You’re Not My Dad
youre_not_my_dad.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Authority rejected immediately and at full volume.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
What Do You Have? A Knife!
a_knife.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Toddler obtains tactical advantage. Adult realizes this too late.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
I Don’t Care That You Broke Your Elbow
broke_your_elbow.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Empathy services temporarily unavailable.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Do It for the Vine
do_it_for_the_vine.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
A dead platform’s official battle cry.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Hi, My Name Is Trey
basketball_game_tomorrow.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Trey has a basketball game tomorrow. Please plan accordingly.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Ha, I Do That
ha_i_do_that.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Recognition. Acceptance. No intention whatsoever to change.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
I’m a Chicken Nugget
chicken_nugget.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Identity successfully established.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
I Still Love Myself
burnt_chicken_nugget.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Self-esteem survives severe nugget-related adversity.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Power of God and Anime
god_and_anime.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Unprecedented combined spiritual and animated firepower.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Mr. Postman
wait_a_minute_mr_postman.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Postal service briefly enters another dimension.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Junior, Really Handsome
junior_handsome.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Roll call becomes an aggressive confidence exercise.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Come Get Y’all Juice
yall_juice.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Beverage distribution reaches emergency status.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Happy Birthday Raven / I Can’t Swim
raven_cant_swim.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Birthday festivities take an unexpected aquatic turn.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Okay
okay.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Discussion concluded.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
It’s an Avocado! Thanks!
avocado_thanks.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Gift recognition fails successfully.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Greg, Pass This Idiot
greg_pass_this_idiot.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Traffic maneuver immediately receives peer review.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Hi, Welcome to Chili’s
welcome_to_chilis.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Hospitality industry reaches its final form.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Watermelon Inside a Watermelon
watermelon_inside_watermelon.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Botanical nesting technology discovered years ahead of schedule.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
If You Wanna Fight Me, Then Fight Me
fight_me_then.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Conflict resolution protocol enters beta testing.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Lipstick in My Valentino White Bag?!
valentino_white_bag.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Luxury handbag incident escalates beyond available language.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Merry Chrysler
merry_chrysler.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Happy Crimus. Merry Crisis. Holiday language has collapsed.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
I Could’ve Dropped My Croissant
croissant.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Pastry narrowly survives a violent public disturbance.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
And They Were Roommates
they_were_roommates.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Oh my God. They were roommates.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
I Smell Like Beef
i_smell_like_beef.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Ava makes a concise and deeply unsettling olfactory announcement.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Back at It Again at Krispy Kreme
krispy_kreme.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Retail acrobatics performed without authorization.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Can I Get a Waffle?
can_i_get_a_waffle.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Violence unfolds nearby. Breakfast remains the priority.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
I’m Washing Me and My Clothes
washing_me_and_my_clothes.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Laundry workflow optimization achieves total vertical integration.
OPEN ▸
VINE
READY
Fresh Avocado
fre_sh_avoca_do.vine
c. 2013–2016 · VINE
Typography permanently damages the pronunciation of avocado.
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